Jess Ramsey

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September 28th, 2008


12:49 am
The stupidest man in the world came into the shop today. I swear it was all I could do not to laugh in this man's fucking face. He brought in his Porsche, threw the keys at me and told me it wouldn't go. So you know, I look at the car, and it takes me about a minute to figure out the problem. The tank was on empty. I just threw the keys back, told him E means the car needs gas, and sent him on his way. After I charged him an arm and a leg for my expert car advice. And by that I mean $150. I swear, there are so many fucking idiots in the world.

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September 20th, 2008


02:02 am
Never Win First Place, I Don't Support The Team, I Can't Take Direction, And My Socks Are Never Clean )

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